[from my email files an element of truth - While I don't recommend the following, I do appreciate the irony. ]
Worried your pension will run short?
So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?
Senior Health Care Solution
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 illegal immigrants!
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! And, in Ontario,
you get HD TV, and sex-change operations are allowed as well!
New teeth? - No problem.
Need glasses? - Great.
New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?
(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income tax any more.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
No wonder the rest of the world’s population can’t get here fast enough!
- author unknown